A Chinese walks into a bar in America late one night and he saw Steven
Spielberg. As he was a great fan of his movies, he rushes over to him,
and asks for his autograph.

Instead, Spielberg gives him a slap and says, "You Chinese people bombed
our Pearl Harbor, get outta here."

The astonished Chinese man reply, "It was not the Chinese who bombed
your Pearl Harbor, it was the Japanese".

"Chinese, Japanese, Taiwanese, you're all? the same." reply Spielberg.
In return, the Chinese gives Spielberg a slap and says, "You sank the
Titanic, my forefathers were on that ship."

Feel shocked, Spielberg reply, "Are you nuts? It was the iceberg that
sank the ship, not me."

The Chinese reply, "Iceberg, Spielberg, Carlsberg, you're all the same."