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Lawak Hari Isnin

Di tulis oleh Encik Anif 20 March 2006

The following questions and answers were actually collected from SAT
tests given in Springdale, Arkansas in 2005 to 16-year-old students!
(Don't laugh too hard, one of these kids may be the President
someday)

Q: Name the four seasons.
A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.

Q: Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to drink.
A: Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists.

Q: How is dew formed?
A: The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire.

Q: How can you delay milk turning sour?
A: Keep it in the cow.

Q: What is the most common form of birth control?
A: Most people prevent contraception by wearing a condominium.

Q: What is a turbine?
A: Something an Arab wears on his head.

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